About the dog

Me: Ahh! Where did you come from?! Dog: I heard you making a snack. Is it something good? Me: You heard me making a snack from three rooms away? And I thought you were asleep. It’s late. Dog: Yes. I was.  Me: Well, it’s just bread and butter. I’m a little embarrassed you caught me.…

There is a ball on the grass. It is orange and blue rubber, about the size of a tennis ball. It is about half the size of a tennis ball. There is a ball exactly like a tiny tennis ball, yellow and fuzzy, and it squeaks. There is a ball, a child’s toy soccer ball,…

The dog is a scoundrel, an opportunist, a scamp, and he will exploit any weakness he sees or loophole he finds. He will take the high ground and then gloat at you. He’s a rogue and he knows it.